The Internet is ablaze with the question that the New York Times most wants us to answer, “Would you abort baby Hitler?”
I wouldn’t abort Baby Hitler. I’d adopt him. It’s the loving option.
I’d raise him to embrace his oratorical gifts. I’d counsel him not to invade Russia or kill Jews. The smarter strategy would be to red pill the Jews and get them to turn against the communists or the imperialists. (Read your Menicus Moldbug on this, kids.)
There’s probably no Holocaust without Hitler but there’s probably also no state of Israel which would be a bummer.
There’s no American nuclear bomb and let’s face it that has kept us all safe.
Also there’s no New York Times distracting from the murder of the unborn and giving us this drivel instead of “all the News that’s Fit To Print.”
There’s also no awesome movies like this.
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— Variety (@Variety) October 22, 2015