The FBI has hat-tipped GotNews’ groundbreaking research on Donald Trump’s father Fred Trump with a single tweet that has also caused a tidal wave of liberal butthurt:
Fred C. Trump: Fred C. Trump (1905-1999) was a real estate developer and philanthropist. This release consists of… https://t.co/21KgtPpmzk
— FBI Records Vault (@FBIRecordsVault) October 30, 2016
What’s the problem here, you might ask?
Liberals are unbelievably angry that the FBI released its file on Fred Trump and called him a “philanthropist” instead of a “racist” or “KKK member”:
@FBIRecordsVault AND KKK member.
— Iusedtoknow (@1PhatDaddyO) November 1, 2016
— bad hombre (@molokococoa) November 1, 2016
@FBIRecordsVault Why is the FBI characterizing Fred C. Trump as a philanthropist?
— Jeff Nichols (@backwards_river) November 1, 2016
@wesearchr No one else in the FBI FOIA Vault is described as a philanthropist. Not even Roberto Clemente.
— Jeff Nichols (@backwards_river) November 2, 2016
@FBIRecordsVault In what sense is this an appropriate role for your twitter account to take?
— #votebabyvote (@hyperlocavore) November 1, 2016
There’s just one problem: our research proved that not only was Fred Trump never in the KKK, he was arrested for protesting the KKK in his neighborhood, and donated real estate property to build a Jewish synagogue!
Papa Trump: cleared!
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The word “philanthropist” doesn’t appear in the document on Fred Trump released by the FBI.
We can only consider the FBI’s choice of wording a hat-tip to GotNews’ exclusive research clearing the name of Fred Trump.
Thank you! And if any other of the good men and women at the FBI want to leak stories or give anonymous tips to GotNews, we are always listening at firstname.lastname@example.org. Send an e-mail!
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