The FBI has hat-tipped GotNews’ groundbreaking research on Donald Trump’s father Fred Trump with a single tweet that has also caused a tidal wave of liberal butthurt:
Fred C. Trump: Fred C. Trump (1905-1999) was a real estate developer and philanthropist. This release consists of… https://t.co/21KgtPpmzk
— FBI Records Vault (@FBIRecordsVault) October 30, 2016
What’s the problem here, you might ask?
Liberals are unbelievably angry that the FBI released its file on Fred Trump and called him a “philanthropist” instead of a “racist” or “KKK member”:
@FBIRecordsVault AND KKK member.
— Iusedtoknow (@1PhatDaddyO) November 1, 2016
— bad hombre (@molokococoa) November 1, 2016
@FBIRecordsVault Why is the FBI characterizing Fred C. Trump as a philanthropist?
— Jeff Nichols (@backwards_river) November 1, 2016
@wesearchr No one else in the FBI FOIA Vault is described as a philanthropist. Not even Roberto Clemente.
— Jeff Nichols (@backwards_river) November 2, 2016
@FBIRecordsVault In what sense is this an appropriate role for your twitter account to take?
— #votebabyvote (@hyperlocavore) November 1, 2016
There’s just one problem: our research proved that not only was Fred Trump never in the KKK, he was arrested for protesting the KKK in his neighborhood, and donated real estate property to build a Jewish synagogue!
Papa Trump: cleared!
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The word “philanthropist” doesn’t appear in the document on Fred Trump released by the FBI.
We can only consider the FBI’s choice of wording a hat-tip to GotNews’ exclusive research clearing the name of Fred Trump.
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